Is this what I've come to? Men of retirement age the only ones who fawn over me?Say it ain't so. Tell me that at my age, all I can expect is the stooped, the balding, and the pot-bellied?
I brought some homemade soup to a neighbour who is very sweet, and fairly elderly, and I thought I was just being kind until he grabbed my ass and insisted on kissing me on the mouth. Six times.
Not that I minded quite so much, cuz he's harmless and he's moving out of the motel at the end of this month, but hell! Hell's bells!
HELP!
4 comments:
Ack! I want to bleach my mouth for you!
I like little old men but little old perverts, I can do without. Stay away him, he sounds like a live wire!
Yuckies!!!
Silly old man!
I'd be a bit creeped out as well!
It just proves that they're all horny goats no matter how old they are.
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