Is this what I've come to? Men of retirement age the only ones who fawn over me?
Say it ain't so. Tell me that at my age, all I can expect is the stooped, the balding, and the pot-bellied?
I brought some homemade soup to a neighbour who is very sweet, and fairly elderly, and I thought I was just being kind until he grabbed my ass and insisted on kissing me on the mouth. Six times.
Not that I minded quite so much, cuz he's harmless and he's moving out of the motel at the end of this month, but hell! Hell's bells!