Thursday, August 2, 2007

Still opening my mail

Rom!

Just trying to get Jeni's attention.

Rom opened my mail. Again. Called me, said "oooh sorry! opened your mail!" and all the details.

This is becoming increasingly unfunny. I hate that woman.

Thankfully, there are things like this out there.

15 comments:

dj said...

That just makes my blood boil! I just can't imagine how any one could do that. ::shaking head::

Shelby said...

finished my storeyette - thanks for all the inspiration!!! it was quite fun :)

Chunks said...

Perhaps you need to remind Rom that opening mail that is not addressed to you is a federal offense.
Go to Canada Post and see if you can get the remainder of your mail redirected. It's 50 bucks or so for a year.
Tell Rom if it happens again, you're reporting her.

t2ed said...

I think you just need to mail something really obnoxious to yourself at the old address.

Itching powder?
Kim chee?
A cursed chain letter?
Human arm?
Manifesto & tape explaining upcoming killing spree?
Dead mouse?
Live roaches?
Letter explaining that you are Dannielyng's real baby's momma?

Something she'd be really freaked out by if she opened it. There are lots of possibilities.

Kat said...

Get your addressed changed immediately.

Creechman said...

That's from the Prince guy who change his name to a symbol, then back again after a decade because he became a Super Bowl halftime plug-in?

Louise said...

She opens your mail
she should go to jail

She is such a spy
Let's spit in her eye

(I'm writing a little "rom song"!)

Creechman said...

Louise is a modern Dorothy Parker.

Kate said...

Just keep saying to yourself:

I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!
I DON'T LIVE THERE ANY MORE!

And then I can send a letter to you from the States with not-so-subtle reminders of the aforementioned federal postal regulations of both counties.

Litigiously yours,
Kate of Le monde de Kate de fromage or Le monde de fromage de Kate?????

P.S. Seriously - you need to tell me the real word order here...

Kate said...

P.S. LOVE Prince,
Kate of Le monde de Kate de fromage or [Please insert Frenchy McFrench's correct version here...]

I'm sure she'll tell me some day...

Louise said...

Kate-- are you trying to say Kate's Cheese World, or The World of Kate Of The Cheese? Because that would make a difference ;)

Kate said...

Dear Louise (and my beloved lattégirl, too),

Ah. My Guru actually wrote the first rendering of the title (and he speaks NO French as opposed to my very facile use of such phrases as Je ne compe pas, Je jou au tennis, L'hopital?, Quoi?, Je ne sais pas., Mon dieu!, ...du jour, s'il vous plaît, Pardonnez-moi?, C'est incroyable!, and, of course, Je ne parle pas Français. Oh - I can do a hell of a rendition of La Marseillaise, which I cannot imagine gets much play in Quebec.

OH - your question:

I was after "Kate's World of Cheese" which, I suppose, is essentially the same as "Kate's Cheese World." I did try - I've begun to eschew the capitalization, I made the "du" another "de".... I guess I need serious help here.

Oh - and once all was said and done, how would one say, "Kate's World of Blue Cheese?"

I'm TRYING,
Kate... fromage

lattégirl said...

It should be Le monde de fromage de Kate.

And, by extension, Le monde de fromage bleu de Kate.

I want to hear you sing La Marseillaise.

Kate said...

*sigh*

Well, you know I trust you implicitly, Ms. Exotic Francophile. I just don't know why you didn't tell me when you corrected my du to de??? You were being gentle? If I'm not mistaken, we were having that conversation around the time I finally got you to admit that you hated the formatting of my blog (I know - it is a circus wonderland).

And the best part is that it was a long journey that started, in part, because purple and yellow are complimentary colours.

I have tried to update it, but though I'm fairly adept at moving things about, I can't seem to get the cascading style sheets to cooperate.

Now I'm wondering what the correction of my title will do to my Google issues.... Oh well. I'll find some way to fix both issues.

Love Always,
Kate of Le monde de fromage de Kate

lattégirl said...

Circus wonderland! Yep!